God: Hey Frank, what are you up to today?

Frank: Oh hey God, not too much, running errands, a bit of yard work, then I’ll probably have sex with my husband.

God: Now hang on a second Frank. You’re not going to have sex with your husband the same way you’d have sex with a women are you? Because you know I how I feel about that.

Frank: Well, but I wouldn’t have sex with a woman.

God: Sure, but say you would; are you going to have sex with your husband in that same way?

Frank: What do you mean?

God: You know, breast fondling, clitoral massage, cunnilingus, all culminating in some kind of vaginal penetration. 

Frank: No, gross! It will be more like a little manual stimulation of the penis, some fellatio, all culminating in some kind of anal penetration.

God: Oh. Well ok then.