November 2010
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NLSPS: Needlessly Long Set-up for a Pun Saturday
What do you call it when you excuse yourself from a fine meal of steak and green beans to go outside and smoke a cigarette — in the chill autumn air — and out of the corner of your eye you see a particularly derelict-looking homeless man; you try not to make eye contact, but you have a bit of a staring problem, so the homeless man sees that you’re looking at him and approaches you; he...